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Ok I completely understand were this is coming from and I respect it. But if I spend $10,000 on a fucking wedding ring I better be gettin some ass..
um the point is just because you’re married doesn’t mean you are required to have sex all the time. there are going to be times where one or the other is not going to be feeling up for it and you just have to respect that they don’t want to.
If you don’t respect it, what the hell are you doing putting a ring on it?
But why is Danny Elfman doing the music for 50 Shades of Grey?!
"He’s going to touch me… there!”
[Wacky haunted circus music surges in intensity]
What’s this?! What’s this?! There’s ball gags in the air! What’s this?! What’s this?! There’s butt plugs everywhere!